Je deteste le cornichon

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

(Source: warmbloodedkiller, via lezbefriends214)

ruinedchildhood:

tomorrow’s easter egg hunts gonna be like

ruinedchildhood:

tomorrow’s easter egg hunts gonna be like

professordumbeldore:

professordumbeldore:

do you have 67 protons because you’re a image

If anyone else reblogs this I will cry for eternity 

(Source: year6luke, via officialwhitegirls)

finalfenrirsoldier:

I don’t know if it’s been done yet

(via ruinedchildhood)

cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

image

Whoa there Jesus

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whoremionegrunger:

i guess this proves you shouldn’t make assumptions about anyone.

(Source: doctopus, via ruinedchildhood)

w0lfwhistle:

godsavethepeen:

what happened when i entered the internet world

I can’t not reblog this, it’s my life in a gif.

w0lfwhistle:

godsavethepeen:

what happened when i entered the internet world

I can’t not reblog this, it’s my life in a gif.

(Source: ryanseemin, via iam-a-lavacake)